May 2011
37 posts
Dear world, HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER... →
May 30th
Definition: Halloween (proper noun) - The only... →
May 28th
Definition: Whatever (exclamation) - I just lost... →
May 21st
Definition: Defeat (noun) - Dunking a cookie for a... →
May 21st
Tips for success: Use your telescope to look at... →
May 20th
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me... →
May 19th
Dear Buffy, We have a new assignment for you. His... →
May 19th
To do list: Hike in a national park. See a double... →
May 19th
To do list: Marry a guy named Jessie. Have a girl... →
May 19th
Fact: 69 percent of people can find something... →
May 19th
Fact: Nice guys are ugly, cute guys are mean and... →
May 19th
Fact: Dinosaurs were made up by the CIA to... →
May 19th
Dear "normal people", I'm not weird, I'm limited... →
May 19th
Dear Modern TV shows, We win. Sincerely, 90s TV... →
May 19th
Dear Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,... →
May 19th
Realized: The Miss Universe Pageant is obviously... →
May 18th
Realized: Revenge is a dish best served cold.... →
May 18th
Definition: Opening a pack of gum (verb) - The... →
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WANT =)
May 18th
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Dear government, Bombing for peace is like... →
May 18th
Dear Toy Story, Stop making me feel bad about... →
May 18th
Dear Snow White, You too, huh? Sincerely, Eve. →
May 18th
Dear Society, Don't like gay marriage? Don't get... →
May 18th
Dear person who invented salt, What made you... →
May 18th
Dear you, After reading this you will realize the... →
May 18th
Dear world, Please provide me with an... →
May 18th
Whether old or gone, their beauty lives on..
Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Taylor. Brigitte Bardot. Audrey Hepburn. Sharon Tate. Twiggy.
May 18th
Here are my favorite Queens of POP!
Mother Monster - Lady Gaga <3 Katy Perry <3 Ke$ha <3
May 18th
There's just something about meadows.
May 18th
PR
Somehow I won Prom Queen. What a night! ^.^ My best Swedish friend.. <3 My best Thai friend.. <3 My best Native American friend.. <3 An attempt at 60s lashes and liner..hehe
May 17th
Myrtle Beach...
Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror decisions to decisions are made and not bought but I thought this wouldn’t hurt a lot I guess not control yourself take only what you need from it a family of trees wanting to be haunted <3
May 17th