Dear world, HELLO BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER... →
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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me... →
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To do list: Hike in a national park. See a double... →
To do list: Marry a guy named Jessie. Have a girl... →
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Fact: Nice guys are ugly, cute guys are mean and... →
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Dear government, Bombing for peace is like... →
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Whether old or gone, their beauty lives on..
Marilyn Monroe. Elizabeth Taylor. Brigitte Bardot. Audrey Hepburn. Sharon Tate. Twiggy.
Here are my favorite Queens of POP!
Mother Monster - Lady Gaga <3 Katy Perry <3 Ke$ha <3
There's just something about meadows.
Somehow I won Prom Queen. What a night! ^.^ My best Swedish friend.. <3 My best Thai friend.. <3 My best Native American friend.. <3 An attempt at 60s lashes and liner..hehe
Memories fade like looking through a fogged mirror decisions to decisions are made and not bought but I thought this wouldn’t hurt a lot I guess not control yourself take only what you need from it a family of trees wanting to be haunted <3